‘Drink like a dive. Cook like we care.’ This Seattle dive bar wants to feed you 54%
By Brandi Fullwood0%
5/29/2026, 6:50:36 PM
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Walking into The Rebel on Wednesday night invites a lot of questions: Is it karaoke night?
Is this still a dive bar?
Should a cheesesteak really be $21?
Ultimately, the answer is another question: Who cares?
By most metrics, The Rebel, formerly Kate’s Pub, is a dive bar.
It’s situated on the edge of Wallingford.
The Underberg – an herbal bitter and digestif – is well-stocked.
The Rainier is $5.
The pool table is vibrant green, and the TVs are tuned to soul-crushing games of baseball.
The clock on the wall doesn’t tell you the time.
Instead, it just says “who cares.”
The proof is all around.
For some, a dive bar should feel gritty and dangerous.
If you stay long enough, you should stick to the floor or the bar.
There is no official register of dive bars.
It’s all about perception and feel.
Seattle Redditors love to claim and unclaim it as a dive bar.
The Rebel both fits and rebels against the conventional wisdom of what a dive bar should be.
The decor is old, the wood floors are worn, and the breezeway floor is cracked.
But there’s something different about The Rebel.
There’s a new coat of paint, and former employees have stepped up to take control of the bar.
But the thing that separates the classic haunt from other dive bars is the menu.
The new owner has revamped classic quick bites and foodies from all over town are eating up the beef-tallow forward menu.
In October, Kate Barrett announced she would close Kate’s Pub after 20 years.
Final call would be Halloween night.
But before she shuttered the doors for good, Barrett asked Stephanie Kosmas if she’d take over.
Fortunately for Kosmas, she had the savings to confidently say “yes.”
Kosmas had been a bartender at Kate’s Pub and always dreamed of owning a bar.
She said she woke up one night and started listing the food her dream bar would serve.
“ I had half this menu written before I even knew I was buying a bar,” she said.
“Just 'cause I'm a dreamer like that.”
The menu, now brought to life with Kosmas’ dream, puts an emphasis on local ingredients.
The Rebel’s menu is elevated, but still has the familiar flair of pub or street food.
And that’s intentional.
Kosmas said she wants to keep all the neighborhood-y and homey elements she loves about dive bars while serving food that is more comforting, even nourishing.
This means not only providing whole foods but also nixing things like frozen chicken tenders or bar pies.
She wants to serve the kind of food she thinks her girlfriend and co-worker, Maggie Storbakken, and friends deserve after a long night out.
“ That is something that I was missing in every dive bar that I would go hang out at,” she said.
So, what’s on the menu?
There’s confit garlic and candied jalapeños available on the side for your housemade tortilla chips and queso or a grass-fed burger, smashed or un-smashed, from Carmen’s Ranch in Oregon.
You can also get chicken wings for rebels and normies (seriously), and Paco’s chili is still on the menu — if you know you know.
“ I'm not saying everything on my menu is going to make you feel like a butterfly when you leave,“ she said.
One offering in particular has become a favorite of critics and diners alike.
For $21, The Rebel makes a cheesesteak that could turn your day around.
Seriously, we tested this on some really bad days for our co-workers.
The cheesesteak has been splattered across social media feeds, diners demonstrating the eye-popping-melt-in-your-mouth-primal-noise-making effect in their videos.
The sandwich is eight ounces of grass-fed ribeye from Carmen’s Ranch, lightly sweet grilled onions that disappear into the ribbons of beef, shaved on site.
The cheese of choice is four slices of Cooper cheddar — imported from Philadelphia, because Kosmas said it’s hard to resist.
It’s processed and naughty.
Cooper cheddar is not the classic Cheese Whiz some people might expect on an original Philly cheesesteak.
It's more second-wave Philly cheesesteak, a little rebellious.
It's an American cheese beloved for its creamy, salty flavor and ability to melt perfectly in nooks and crannies.
You can, and should, add garlic confit and candied jalapeño.
And though the menu says everything is fried in beef tallow, the garlic confit is made with avocado oil.
The two add-ons lift the rich and savory into more sweet and spicy territory.
Skeptics be damned!
Add the garlic, add the jalapeño.
Who cares?
And it's all on a Sea Wolf hoagie.
It's pillowy, high-hydration with a little bit of tang, because Sea Wolf makes their hoagies with natural levain and commercial yeast.
Sea Wolf bread on the menu is also rare for Seattle restaurants.
Larger outfits like Macrina or Grand Central Bakery have larger facilities in the area to scale up their production.
Sea Wolf is more limited — and, in some cases, more coveted.
“ We've had many times in the course of our history as a business where we've had to say ‘no’ to wholesale customers 'cause we just didn't have capacity,” said Haley Sive, general manager at Sea Wolf and supervisor of the bakery's daily production.
Sea Wolf also scales down on the total number of hours they operate, she said, with delivery shifts at 5 a.m. rather than 2 or 3 in the morning like other bakeries.
This small-scale operation is ultimately worth it, Sive said, because giving employees livable hours is the goal.
More than that, Sive said many of the bakers live close to the restaurants Sea Wolf delivers to, including The Rebel.
“We know the farmers we're buying stuff from, making it with human hands here on site, and driving it in a little van up to The Rebel, our neighbors up the street,” she said.
“So, there's definitely a real local feel.”
“I was hoping that, because we're in such close proximity, it'd be like a little neighborhood fist bump,” said Kosmas back at The Rebel.
The price of making everything local hangs in the balance, especially as the cost of almost every element of the beloved cheesesteak continues to fluctuate.
Kosmas isn’t phased.
She’s heard all manner of issues, from soaring gas prices to the rising cost of ingredients to the purported impossibility of running a business in Seattle.
“ The goal for me is not to get rich owning a bar,” she said.
“I'm not trying to make the most money possible.
If my percentage is 10% higher than every other restaurant owner's telling you you need to be at, I'm fine with that.”
If she has to, Kosmas said she’ll just adjust a bit — raise the prices by $1, shorten the menu.
”People tell me it's not gonna work.
I'm stubborn, and I'm still gonna do it,” she said.
“I'm gonna try it this way first.
So far, it's working.”
The hype has followed The Rebel, packing it out with patrons idling for food, sipping local beers, watching the Mariners.
The dream is real and running.
Kosmas shuffles baskets of fries around the room and checks in on everyone who comes up to order.
Can a dive bar make a cheesesteak on artisan bread?
Is a side of confit garlic or candied jalapeños too pretentious for a dive?
Should it be $21?
Who cares?
Walk in on a Wednesday night.
Pretend you know how to play pool, even if you’re too hungry that night to play.
Get up on stage and sing “Fireflies.”
Order the sandwich with the works, and share it with someone who needs their day turned around.
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