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Dolly Parton reveals health issues in humor-filled message about recovery to fans 42%
By Inga Parkel0%
5/5/2026, 3:55:03 AM
Topics: Culture
BS Summary: This article contains 19 faulty reasoning types, including Anecdotal, Biased Writer Voice, and Appeal to Emotion, with Optimism Bias as the most egregious example at 27.8% saturation with 142 hits. Analysis detected 784 faulty-reasoning hits from 510 analyzed words, generating a BS Score of 46.1% and a BS Rank of 42% (12,401 of 21,180 articles). This article is better (less manipulative) than 58.50% of the article peer group.
Dolly Parton remains in good spirits amid her ongoing health issues, which forced her to cancel a string of concerts last year to undergo medical treatment.
The country music legend, 80, who has previously opened up about her chronic kidney stones, shared an update with fans in a new video shared Monday on social media.
“The good news is that I’m responding really well to meds and treatments, and I’m improving every day,” Parton revealed.
“Now, the bad news is, it’s gonna take me a little while before I’m up to stage-performance level, because some of the meds and treatments make me a little bit swimmy-headed.”
In her signature light-hearted tone, she joked: “And of course, I can’t be dizzy carrying around banjos, guitars and such on five-inch heels — and you know that I’m going to be wearing them!
“Not to mention all those heavy rhinestone outfits, the big hair and my — uh — big personality,” Parton said, glancing down at her chest.
“Lord, those,” she corrected herself, “that would make anybody swimmy-headed.”
Likening herself to an “old classic car that once restored can be better than ever,” she said: “When they raised the hood on this old antique, they realized that I need to rebuild my engine and that my transmission is slipping, my oil pan is leaking and my muffler’s busted and my shocks and pistons need to be replaced.”
“And for sure, my spark plugs need to be changed,” Parton added, “You know as well as I know that I can’t lose my spark.”
Chuckling, the “Jolene” singer quipped: “I know I’m still crazy, but they didn’t mention nothing about my mental health.”
Acknowledging that she’s already spoken about her struggles with kidney stones — “Lord, they dig more stones out of me a year than they do the rock quarry in Rockwood, Tennessee” — Parton continued: “But seriously, my immune system and my digestive system got all out of whack for the past couple of years.
And they’re working really hard on rebuilding and strengthening those.
“Hopefully, I’ll be up to snuff again soon,” she said.
“Maybe I shouldn’t have said ‘snuff.’
Snuff wouldn’t be very good for either of those, would it?”
Laughing, she added: “Plus, I wouldn’t want my lower lip to fall off on top of everything else!”
In the post’s caption, Parton thanked fans for “standing by me and showing me so much love and support over the past year,” writing: “I’ve still got some healing to do, but I am on my way!
See you soon.”
Parton first sparked fan concern late last year when she canceled a series of public appearances and postponed her Las Vegas residency by a year to undergo medical treatment.
The Grammy-winning artist made her first major public appearance in March at her Tennessee theme park, Dollywood.
“I’ve not been touring, as you know,” Parton told the crowd.
“I’ve had a few little health issues, and we’re taking good care of them.”
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