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It's all been leading to this, cowboys.
Now that we finally understand how the Jacksons have kept their ranch open longer than the legendary Yellowstone, Rip (Cole Hauser) and Beth (Kelly Reilly) are ready to turn their whole operation upside down in the Dutton Ranch season finale.
Fittingly, the hour-long episode bridges the old with the new when it comes to Taylor Sheridan programming.
Though the western-franchise creator has been more hands-off with his spin-offs—Christina Alexandra Voros (The Madison) directed the finale, while a trio of writers from Ray Donovan and Lawman: Bass Reeves penned the script—a classic final shoot-out involves one of Sheridan's go-to villains across his latest TV shows Landman and Lioness.
Yes, it's another season-finale showdown against the Mexican cartel.
The new threat is a lot worse than the foot-and-mouth disease that wiped out the Duttons' cattle, even if Everett (Ed Harris) would beg to differ.
But don't think that Dutton Ranch is taking the easy road out at the end of season 1.
Following a late cliff-hanger, it's now clear that the series was always expecting to return for season 2.
Here's what went down on the ranch.
Our finale starts with a fistfight between Rip and Rob-Will (Jai Courtney).
The Dutton Ranch crew puts two and two together to figure out that the Jacksons are likely using the cattle as drug mules to traffic fentanyl across the border.
When the latest herd arrives, Everett pulls out 3.5 kilos of fentanyl from the cows' stomachs—which is worth around $2 million on the street, Zachariah (Marc Menchaca) reckons.
So when Rob-Will arrives to try to "fire" Rip and "his bitch" Beth, Rip beats the daylight out of him and then slams him into a car door.
Later, Everett confronts Beulah about the drugs and she comes clean about everything.
She tells him about the events from the flashback in episode 7 and how she had the old Jackson ranch hand Mariano Reyes drive her to Rob-Will's father's house so that she could kill him.
"As my daddy would say, I got myself raped," she tells him.
So she put a bullet in his head.
Meanwhile, Mariano ends up taking the heat for the murder.
He hightails it south while the Jacksons agree to take care of baby Joaquin (Juan Pablo Raba).
But according to Beulah, "something went down when they got to the border and Mariano's wife was killed."
Huh?
I'm right there with Everett at this point when he asks, "What's that got to do with the drugs, Beulah?"
Apparently, when the ranch was in dire straits following a drought, she decided to run drugs across the border for Mariano.
It was Joaquin's idea, just until they landed back on their feet.
Now it's been 15 years.
Everett can't believe it.
He's lived a hard life too.
He lost his son when he was 14 years old.
Was Beulah just going to retire without ever telling him or the Duttons that she put their lives at risk?
He can't trust her anymore, so he asks her to leave.
In Mexico, Mariano Reyes (Raoul Trujillo) renounces Satan at a baptism like he's in The Godfather.
And if you thought that wasn't obvious enough, all of his henchmen call him "the Godfather" as well.
But this is a fun casting for the Sheridan-verse.
Trujillo was in Sicario and its sequel.
He was also the main villain in Mel Gibson's Apocalypto, the impeccably named Zero Wolf.
In the Dutton Ranch finale, he finally gets involved and pops up above the border to yell at his son, Joaquin, and start shooting off some guns.
Still, he might be my favorite Mexican-cartel villain in the Sheridan-verse yet, and that's a list that includes Andy Garcia.
Peep his excellent line delivery when he tells Joaquin, "If you had it under control, I'd still be in Mexico, cabrón."
In another quick action scene, Beth visits the slaughterhouse, only to find it completely empty.
Rip knocks out 10 Petal ranch hand Tommy (James Eddie) after he lays a hand on Beth, and then they both head back to their ranch to talk things over with Beulah.
"What the fuck have you gotten us into?"
Beth asks her.
"You brought us in to fix a business that doesn't exist."
To be fair, they went to Beulah asking for work, not the other way around.
Either way, they load up her truck with the drugs and rid themselves of the danger.
Or at least that's what they think.
Beulah doesn't immediately call Mariano to tell him she has what he's looking for, so he still believes that the Duttons stole his cargo.
He sends his men—including a guy named Gato, which is "cat" in Spanish—to come at them guns blazing.
It's a little too similar to the recent Marshals finale, which also featured a bunch of nameless hitmen surrounding a Dutton's ranch with gunfire, but at least we see Ed Harris get into the action in this one.
Back at the Jackson Ranch, Oreana (Natalie Alyn Lind) finds out that she's pregnant.
She doesn't tell anyone.
Instead, she tells Carter (Finn Little) they should just run away together after he apologizes for his drunken behavior at the 10 Petal party.
I think my problem with Carter is that he isn't the next Rip Wheeler in training.
The next generation of Yellowstone stories felt solid in the hands of Hauser, Reilly, and Grimes—even if the plotting of Marshals isn't the actor's fault—but the Sheridan-verse really doesn't allow the main characters' children to follow in their badassery.
Anyway, Rob-Will talks to his daughter as she packs and tells her that he can't blame her for taking off.
"This place just eats what it loves and keeps the bones," he says.
He's only still here because "somebody's got to stand in the doorway when the wolves show up," he says, and apologizes for being such a shitty father.
"Truth is, time don't fix a damn thing.
It just buries what's broken."
Then there's a knock at the door, and Rob-Will is shot in the head off-screen.
He said somebody needed to stand in the doorway when the wolves showed up, and he meant it.
He's dead, presumably killed by Joaquin, who was shown camping out outside the estate earlier.
When Beulah arrives from the Dutton Ranch, she's horrified as Oreana wails in despair.
As Jai Courtney, the actor behind Rob-Will, told me ahead of the finale, his character's death was a complete surprise.
"When you understand how it serves the drama, I've been around long enough to just trust these things and go with it," Courtney said.
"I was bummed to peel out, because I was having such a good time making the show, but also, I'm no stranger to being here for a good time."
You can read my full interview here.
We're not done yet, though.
Just before the credits roll, Mariano calls Beth to inform her that his men have kidnapped Carter.
The musical score by Yellowstone alumni Brian Tyler and Breton Vivian puts in a lot of work here in the finale's last moments.
Clearly there was always a plan in motion for season 2—just like for Marshals—but the dramatic music is so much better on Dutton Ranch.
It also helps that Reilly is, without a doubt, the best actor in the whole franchise.
When Rip tells her that the cartel doesn't want Carter, "they only want us," she responds: "Then they're gonna get us."
I can't speak to what will happen in season 2 just yet.
Hopefully it's more Beth Dutton one-liners like that—because that's how you end a goddamn season of Yellowstone.
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